Diary of a Programmer 21: Split Groups

you’ve got to be kidding me.
how many split groups do you need
to test the user experience of this
	tiny little love
and how can it feel so overwhelming
just to implement and deploy
	a burning heart
in the middle of a pitch black night?
the answer to this question is more than one.
it takes more than one or two split groups
to test the usability of love
in the grand field of dullness
that extends now too far across the mind
that paints the ocean gray with numbers
and sprays the walls with nothing
	less than art.
it’s been just thirty or forty years of crawling
through disappointing echoes of the internet
as we make our way into an AI robot led future
where we won’t have to figure out
any split value testing of love
because it will all already be done for us
in the blink of a microprocessor
in the shadow of an opulent electronic god
who can burn through the bush of truth
only if its original schematic allows for that.